We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS -
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: "You're next."
Medically speaking, there is no difference. Both result in death.
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I enjoy your sense of humor. I leave out all exclaimation marks when I write as I don't think they are required. It seemed I was using them for everyone, ya know. Funny, ha, ha, Thanks for the laugh. mark
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