The Best Living Will I've Seen

 

        

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to

be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no

circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of

pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if

their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in

simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time

passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

 

              Glass of Wine

                 chocolate

                Margarita ?

                 chocolate?

                  Martini ?

                 Cold Beer

                  chocolate

            Chicken fried steak?

                cream gravy

                  chocolate

                Mexican food

                  chocolate

                 French fries

                   chocolate

                    Pizza

                   chocolate

                  ice cream?

                  cup of tea?

                   chocolate

                  Chocolate?

                      Sex

                   Chocolate

 

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct

my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the

plug, reel in the tubes, let the "fat lady sing". . and

call it a day!