Another Blonde Joke

                                  

SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.  I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down from the ceiling & made funny noises.  My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" & give me a few days off. 

A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office & asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. 

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home & recuperate for a couple of days." 

I jumped down & walked out of the office.  When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?"

 

 

(You're gonna love this....)

 

 

She said, 

 

 

"I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!"