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A Couple lived near the ocean & used to walk the beach a lot.  One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

 

Generally, the people would respond negatively & she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod & there would be a quick exchange of money & something she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed that she was selling drugs & debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes & other electronic devices?"

He hadn't -- and said so.

Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel & our big radio & go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

Well, the plan went off without a hitch & the wife was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband & then leave.

The man then walked up the beach & met his wife at the road.

"Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.

"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

 

"Well, what is it then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned & said, "She's a battery salesperson."

 

"Batteries?" cried the wife.

 

"Yes."  he replied -

 

 

 

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OOOOH - You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will make your day!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"........ She sells C cells down by the seashore."