A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside & said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".
1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.
4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.
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Now hold on there one minute Miss Wild Autumn.....as I recall, everything was working just fine till Eve suggested that Adam should have a bite of the apple! LOL
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of mankind, I apologize for our lazy ways and one track mindedness...we are merely clones of Adam..the first man to be suduced by a lady!
Show us a little Mercy! LOL Marc :)
Marc - LOL - it is all in fun, I assure you!
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